Okay, went for the medical port surgery. After the port was installed, no complications.The surgeon gave me a prescription for pain. WHen I presented it to the pharmacist, they said the surgeon put tomorrow's date on it, so they couldn't give me the drug. So I called the surgeon on my cellphone:
Me: They won't give me the pain medication because you put tomorrow's date on it.
Surgeon: You mean I put April 6th?
Me: You put April 5th. Today is April 4th.
Surgeon (After a long ten second pause) Do you mean you weren't supposed to get a pacemaker?
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